Pusher

I love Freecycle! Who would have guessed so many people would be clamoring for my unwanted crap?

...actually it's mostly just one person who has wanted EVERYTHING I've posted the last two days.

I think I may be enabling a hoarder.

Stop the...you know

All the Jeremy Lin puns might just make me go Lin-sane!

Old Chime-y

Theoretically, I like the idea of a windchime. In reality, they're annoying as all hell.

Stranger Danger

A baby wearing the cutest little pants (they had ruffles on the butt!) just passed by me with her dad. I wanted to get a photo, but decided against it because I didn't want to look like a perv.

Stop, please

If I have to listen to this kid's annoying game for my whole flight I can't be held liable for what I might do.

Enough already

If you've heard one Santana song you've heard them all. And they all suck.

Let me eat cake

Ate two slices of red velvet cake. If that's wrong I don't want to be right.

Cannibal

Watching a movie about the Donner Party...I'm feeling a bit peckish.

The cat IS the hat

I totally want a cat hat.



She'd keep your head warm, give your head a massage when she purrs or wants to "make biscuits," and when you're feeling a little stressed out you could just reach up and give her head a scratch.

I really don't see a downside!

They lied to us

There IS such a thing as a dumb question. Sorry kids.

What did you call me?

Zaftig = my new favorite word.

Too late

Just thought of the perfect Halloween costume for me: a cougar! Next year...

Howling for you

Saw my first in-person Three Wolf Moon shirt tonight. It was glorious.

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's a beautiful day for the apocalypse.

Hee-haw

I want a donkey.

Show-off

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like you're showing off when you pass someone with a walker?

White and Lacy

Dear little old lady,

I'm 30 and I wear a tank top under sheer tops. You're at least twice my age; I think you should be held to the same standard.

Sincerely,
Nice bra

Damn Computer!

I am officially dubbing my work computer "Smalls" so every morning when it takes FOR-EV-ER to start up I can scream "You're killing me, Smalls!" ...then I'll smash it against the wall.

The new deal

I just figured out what my "raise" was for taking this new position: An additional $0.76/hr.

I'm the worst negotiator ever.

Is there a vaccine for that?

Feeling like I'm coming down with something. Maybe I'm allergic to 30.