Stop the...you know

All the Jeremy Lin puns might just make me go Lin-sane!

Old Chime-y

Theoretically, I like the idea of a windchime. In reality, they're annoying as all hell.

Stranger Danger

A baby wearing the cutest little pants (they had ruffles on the butt!) just passed by me with her dad. I wanted to get a photo, but decided against it because I didn't want to look like a perv.

Stop, please

If I have to listen to this kid's annoying game for my whole flight I can't be held liable for what I might do.

Enough already

If you've heard one Santana song you've heard them all. And they all suck.

Let me eat cake

Ate two slices of red velvet cake. If that's wrong I don't want to be right.

Cannibal

Watching a movie about the Donner Party...I'm feeling a bit peckish.

The cat IS the hat

I totally want a cat hat.



She'd keep your head warm, give your head a massage when she purrs or wants to "make biscuits," and when you're feeling a little stressed out you could just reach up and give her head a scratch.

I really don't see a downside!

They lied to us

There IS such a thing as a dumb question. Sorry kids.

What did you call me?

Zaftig = my new favorite word.