Let me eat cake

Ate two slices of red velvet cake. If that's wrong I don't want to be right.

Cannibal

Watching a movie about the Donner Party...I'm feeling a bit peckish.

The cat IS the hat

I totally want a cat hat.



She'd keep your head warm, give your head a massage when she purrs or wants to "make biscuits," and when you're feeling a little stressed out you could just reach up and give her head a scratch.

I really don't see a downside!

They lied to us

There IS such a thing as a dumb question. Sorry kids.

What did you call me?

Zaftig = my new favorite word.

Too late

Just thought of the perfect Halloween costume for me: a cougar! Next year...

Howling for you

Saw my first in-person Three Wolf Moon shirt tonight. It was glorious.

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's a beautiful day for the apocalypse.

Hee-haw

I want a donkey.

Show-off

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like you're showing off when you pass someone with a walker?